INT DINER - NIGHT Holden sits alone at a booth. He stirs his iced tea. OC VOICE Yo, look at this morose mother fucker here. Holden looks up.

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JAY and SILENT BOB stand above him. JAY Smells like somebody shit in his cereal. Holden offers a half-smile.

The pair slide into the booth. HOLDEN What took you so long?

JAY We were at the mall. You bring th e salad? Holden pulls an envelope out of his jacket and tosses it to Jay. Jay opens i t and pulls out a thick wad o f bills, along with the latest issue of 'BLUNTMAN and CHRONIC.' JAY Man, this likeness rights shit is more profitable than selling smoke. HOLDEN How'd a dirt merchant like you ever learn about likeness rights?

JAY (hands envelope to Silent Bob) We deal to a lot of lawyers. Speaking of which. (pulls out a dime bag) Little signing bonus and shit!

HOLDEN I'll pass. Take a look at the issue. Silent Bob thumbs th rough the comic. Jay looks over his shoulder, as he begins rolling a joint. When you gonna get some pussy in that book, man!

The Foundations Build Me Up Buttercup Torrent Download. Throw some super- villain in with big fucking tits that shoot milk or something, and I just drink her dry, bust some moves on her. Next Welcome Ii Nextasy Rar File. (demonstrates).and then she has to fuck me. (Silent Bob hits him) Fuck us. HOLDEN I'll see what I can do. A WAITRESS joins them. WAITRESS What can I get you.

HOLDEN Nothing, thanks. Pideme Lo Que Quieras O Dejame Pdf Leer Online. JAY Yo Flo - tell Mel to whip me up a toasted bagel and cream cheese. (to Silent Bob) You want one too?

(Silent Bob nods) Make that two. And kiss my grits. (the Waitress leaves; to Holden) D'jever watch 'Alice'? That show's good as hell.

(continues rolling) So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag? HOLDEN When is he not? No - I'm just having some girl trouble. JAY Bitch pressing charges?

I get that a lot. I'm just at a point where I don't know what to do. JAY Kick her to the curb. Girls get to be too much trouble, there's always the 'band of the hand'. HOLDEN Can't do it, g. JAY Ah, there ain't no such thing.

You gotta boil it all down to the essentials. It's like Cube says - life ain't nothing but bitches and money. HOLDEN Just what I needed - advice from the 'hood JAY Who is this girl? HOLDEN I don't think you know her. JAY Come on man - I'm people who know people. HOLDEN You sound like Barbra Streisand.

Playing her greatest hits tape in my ear all the time. You should see him: she starts singing 'You Don't Bring Me Flowers', this faggot starts crying like a little girl with a skinned knee and shit.

It's embarrassing. I got the only muscle in the world with a weakness for ballads. (to Silent Bob) You big fucking softie. (to Holden) So what's this skirt's name!

HOLDEN I'm telling you, you don't know her. JAY I ain't playing. Tell me her name, Mysterio. HOLDEN Alyssa Jones. JAY Finger Cuffs?

Holden rubs his eyes. JAY You're dating Finger Cuffs? Wait a minute I thought she was all gay and shit!